RECAP: Morning Qoffee | Live with Andrea & Vince | April 29, 2022

FINANCE

Overview

https://finance.yahoo.com/

Stocks sink as Amazon, Apple shares decline after quarterly reports

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/stock-market-news-live-updates-april-29-2022-222314612.html

Elon Musk sells $8.4 billion in Tesla shares after Twitter deal

https://insiderpaper.com/elon-musk-sells-8-4-bn-in-tesla-shares-after-twitter-deal/

Friday Funny - Finance

Janet Yellen Pops Out Of Child's Cake To Take His Birthday Money

https://babylonbee.com/news/janet-yellen-pops-out-of-childs-birthday-cake-to-take-his-birthday-money

US NEWS

The illusion of freedom: We’re only as free as the government allows

https://www.naturalnews.com/2022-04-28-were-only-as-free-as-government-allows.html

Democrats Hemorrhaging Black Voters — Biden Down 20 Points with Blacks Since Inauguration (VIDEO)

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/04/democrats-purging-black-voters-biden-20-points-blacks-since-inauguration-video/

Biden Regime Moves to Ban Menthol Cigarettes

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/04/biden-regime-moves-ban-menthol-cigarettes/

Befuddled Biden Admits Energy Policy Designed to Spike Gas Prices, Spur Radical Environmental Agenda

https://headlineusa.com/befuddled-biden-admits-energy-policy-designed-to-spike-gas-prices-spur-radical-environmental-agenda/

US has sent Ukraine 10 anti-tank weapons for every Russian tank: Biden

https://twitter.com/theinsiderpaper/status/1519919409455779840?s=21&t=MsXB3NtQOmRM6tcUbVKJbA

Friday Funny - US

12 Job Alternatives For Soon To Be Fired Twitter Content Moderators

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-job-alternatives-for-soon-to-be-fired-twitter-content-moderators

WORLD NEWS

France Announces Digital Identity App Just Days After Macron Re-Election

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2022/04/29/france-announces-digital-identity-app-days-after-macron-re-election/

First Shipment Of Russian Coal Paid In Yuan On Its Way To China

https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/first-shipment-russian-coal-paid-yuan-its-way-china

Putin warns of “lightning-fast” response if America, West try to intervene in Ukraine war

https://www.naturalnews.com/2022-04-28-putin-lightning-fast-response-if-america-intervenes.html

Here come the CLIMATE LOCKDOWNS: World agency demands locking down cities to achieve “climate goals”

https://www.naturalnews.com/2022-04-28-world-agency-demands-locking-cities-climate-goals.html

Friday Funny - World

Putin's Army Flies Planned Parenthood Flag So No One Will Criticize Them For Genocide

https://babylonbee.com/news/putins-army-flies-planned-parenthood-flag-so-no-one-will-criticize-them-for-genocide

HEALTH

Patients Treated with Pfizer’s Paxlovid Experience Second Round of Covid-19 Shortly After Recovering – Doctors are Baffled

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/04/patients-treated-pfizers-paxlovid-experience-second-round-covid-19-shortly-recovering-doctors-baffled/

Medical Examiner Says Former Missouri State Rep. Cora Walker Died from Heart Disease

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/04/medical-examiner-rules-former-missouri-state-rep-cora-walker-died-heart-disease/

Colorado Inmate Tests Positive for Bird Flu, Marking First US Case

https://www.theepochtimes.com/colorado-inmate-tests-positive-for-bird-flu-marking-first-us-case_4435542.html

Tennessee: Ivermectin NOW available over the counter

https://strangesounds.org/2022/04/tennessee-ivermectin-available-over-the-counter.html

Pulled data from Indiana's COVID dashboard today and crunched a few numbers.

https://twitter.com/carawieneke/status/1519733244371120130?s=21&t=MsXB3NtQOmRM6tcUbVKJbA

Friday Funny

Media Says Spike In Myocarditis May Be Linked To Ukraine Crisis

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-says-spike-in-myocarditis-may-be-linked-to-ukraine-crisis

“Mommy, why are we storing so much extra food?”

https://twitter.com/AlienToYou/status/1518710052839903232?s=20&t=W7azYR_KqQwxrvHBz4OWQA

Looney President

https://twitter.com/apoctoz/status/1519748559750447106?s=21&t=EAxSeH3WV37KiV4le-Xc-g

Xi Xin Musk

https://twitter.com/edwardrussl/status/1519368755519782912?s=21&t=L1q7D9iNOXZcHnbo9lDdrg

Elong Mag Cover

https://twitter.com/sallymayweather/status/1519318147194630144?s=21&t=L1q7D9iNOXZcHnbo9lDdrg

Do you have any fucks, go fish

https://twitter.com/lynnmabe1/status/1518577326136741888?s=21&t=e2zgqYI459fFanYys7uLzA

77 Coronavirus Jokes to Retrain Your Face How to Smile (These are terrible)

https://www.fatherly.com/play/best-coronavirus-jokes/amp/